life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
COWS COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES. ALL COWS ARE BEAUTIFUL WETHER SKINNY OR CURVY SO DON’T BE ASHAMED OF YOUR BODY BE PROUD OF YOUR BODY YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE BUT ALSO THE OUTSIDE TOO
LET’S ALL TAKE A SECOND TO LISTEN TO THIS.
Cosplayers, this love song is for you. I was first inspired to write a song about cosplay when I saw breams’ blog a couple weeks ago. Since then, I have been reading these great blogs for more lyric ideas: gammagahato, fyeakkickasscosplay, fuckyearfinalfantasycosplay, daily-pokemon-cosplays, cosplay-society, loverscosplay, cutecosplayers, and thelittlecosplaythings. I hope all you cosplayers enjoy! I’m slowly building an album for gamers and geeks, and I would love to hear some of your ideas for new songs. Or even collaborate! Just message me!
More Than Pretend
When we met, you were so happy
to meet someone who could play Vash the Stampede.
When we met, I was just happy
that somebody was talking to me.
When we’re together, we play hero and heroine.
But just once I want to play boyfriend and girlfriend.
How do I tell you my love is more than pretend?
We’ve been Aerith and Cloud, Ash and Misty;
we’ve gone to Comic-con and costume parties.
You do my make up, and I dye your hair.
You laugh as I brush it with my hands.
And you try on your costumes right in front of me.
Do you think I’m a robot? That I don’t have feelings?
Well, I can compute every last inch of you,
and it fills me with joy, and it fills me with hunger.
A hunger to be real.
So I go online and buy a bow and arrow,
a pair of gold boots, and little wings.
And I go to your room, and I sit you down,
and at the top of my Cupid lungs, I sing:
Do you understand? This isn’t pretend.
And you grab an arrow out of my quiver,
tuck it under your arm and say, “Yes.”
And you give me a hug and a kiss on the neck,
and then I know that we’re more than pretend.
If interested, free downloads of this song can be found here. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter @inspiredcrowd and on our new YouTube channel! — K.C.
Mum:GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
Me:AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER
Mum:Alright then Rohan you get up these stairs and help me move these boxes